Aww, you poor thing. Are you out here all alone?

No, it's-! Shhhhh! Shhhhh, it's okay. Don't panic. I'm not going to hurt you! You're safe, you're safe with me.

There. Calmed down a little? 

I'm not going to eat you! Since when have dragons ever eaten humans? You have sapience, and far too many bones. If I wasn't careful, I'd chip a tooth!

What am I doing here? I'm adding you to my hoard!

Most dragons are content with a pile of jewels, hundreds of priceless magical items, or enough fabric to clothe an empire, but I'm after something more valuable. 

A champion. Someone to act in my stead when subtlety is more valuable than force, rooting out evil and darkness wherever they hide

I am not content to wither away in the darkness, counting human currency and killing the occasional adventurer. You will be my sword, my shield, and my companion. What is that warrior saying? Joyous co-operation? That is how we will live. 

...You're not convinced. 

That's okay. I'm not surprised - Your world is one of the many without magic. Life as the partner of a dragon is unimaginable. 

I suppose I'll have to return alone. Endure another ornate feast, the likes of which a wizard-king would envy, without anyone else to join me. Lay down on the cold stone to rest, no tiny source of warmth lying just beside my cheek. Safe from cold, isolation, from war...

With me through my heat...

You'll reconsider? I hoped you would. I think we'll have a lot to discuss, come the summer months~.

Here, climb up my tail and grab my horns. Don't fear! I'll catch you if you fall.

Holding on tight?

Then hold on tighter!

[Improv excitement at taking off, wing flapping sound effects if you have them]

End!